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2014-09-11

The best Yugo jokes

Yugo (Zastava Koral) was a subcompact car built in the former Yugoslavia. Read more about it.


It was famous for its (mostly) poor quality - there's even a book about it called "The Yugo: The Rise and Fall of the Worst Car in History". Buy it here.

Because of its infamous ability to break down, it became the butt of many jokes. Here are some of the best:

Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas!

Q. What comes with every Yugo user's manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!

Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage!

Q: What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
A: Passengers.

Q: Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?
A: To keep your hands warm when pushing. 

Q: What to you call a Yugo with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: Why is the car called Yogo?
A: Because IT stays, and YOU go.
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